Joemamma Ivan Kempton

Adopted from the SPCA in 1996, a 4 month old Ivan joined the Kempton family. We thought that the name "Ivan" was not the best name for him, so we tried to think of other names. At the time Jenn was against this new dog and did not like him. "Joemamma" jokes were the popular thing at the time, so she kept calling him "Joemamma" and eventually "Joey" stuck.

Joey enjoyed a good long life. He liked to chase birds and squirrels, but was never sure about cats. He loved long walks and sunny afternoon naps. In his later years he suffered from arthritis that prevented him from going up and down the stairs. His health then degraded too much for a high quality of life. On January 3, 2008, our parents decided to put Joey down. I am sure he is having a wonderful time chasing squirrels (and perhaps actually catching them).

The most fond memory of mine was one Thanksgiving when he pulled the turkey carcass down off the counter in the middle of dinner. Never the most obedient dog, but certainly handsome, Joey will be remembered by everyone.

(for Joey, from Bill)
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Damp dog
Musty mutt,
Man’s best pal
And all of that.

Lolling tongue,
Moronic leer,
I look at you
Suppressing tear

That such a pile
Of bone and fluff
Can touch the hearts
Of such as us.

Human brains
Up in the stars
Inventing ever
Faster cars –

Still we stoop
To give a hug
(fish breath – eww!)
Beloved dog.