It's a Boy!

Jacksen John Lauchlan Currie was born today at 8:23am. He was 6lbs 8oz and 51cm long. Word has it that Steve has already taught him how to code in Pascal.


Congratulations Steve and Lori!

Holy crap, if there was ever an example of how stupid christians can be!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uk6t_tdOkwo

unfortunately, no embedding allowed :(

Fun With Wii

This is one of the coolest things I have seen done with a Wii. It would be sweet to see it in action. (I'm looking at you Russ)

Heath Ledger: Dead

Did not see this coming

Friday, January 25 and Saturday, January 26

Hey all. So seeing as how next weekend (hopefully) will be probably the last weekend of freedom in a LONG time for Steve (and Lori too I guess :P) I would like to have a guys night out on friday night (and the girls should hang out too and have a girls night). I was thinking we'll go have dinner somewhere and after that we can see Cloverfield and then just geek out after. Then, on saturday night we can celebrate Jenn's birthday, since she turns 26 on the 29th. Does that work for everyone? Jenn, did you have any ideas for your birthday extravaganza?

For Deb

This is the Japanese Giant Hornet. Live in fear.

Other scary shit: Here

Self-Exam for Men

Normally e-mail humour is so-so but this one I got a kick out of.

Self Exam for Men

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
   
   
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're so gay.
   
   
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are undeniably a fag.
   
   
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
   
   
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you are a mincer. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
   
   
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. They don't have enough memory to remember all of that crap. A real man only has enough memory to remember types of beer, engine capacities, their favourite sports teams players, and the names of porn stars. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are fond of a bit of bum fun.
   
   
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
   
   
8. If you have a girls name, or a name that could be mistaken for a girls name, like Kelly, Pat, Chris or Terry, then you probably like to play the pink piccolo.
   
   
9. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you definitely drop anchor in poo bay.

Dinner

Will be held at the Olive Garden in Langley at 5:30. I am getting there at 5 to put my name in so it should be pretty accurate. BEEEEEE THERE!!!!! (That includes you ampersand!)

No presents please, just your presence :o)

Birthday potty's!!!

hello my loves!

SO this Saturday Jenny-fir and Steve-o have decided to join in holy birthday-tra-monie. HAHA I'm such a nerd. ANYWHO Jenn says to let Steve decide where the festivities should take place so he wants to go to somewhere like Coza.. Although it's super hard to get a reservation there, I called on Monday and they already couldn't get us in until 9:15.. The hostess did say that if we just walk in that they do everything they can to accommodate such a large group. I'm not sure though, so suggestions would be spiffy. I mentioned Andrea's cuz at least it's quiet there, but I can't remember what he said about that........ so maybe he'll just have to suffer with what the wife picks!!

I'm not sure what Jenn and Wayne will be up to after the dinner, but I do know that my hubby hasn't been bowling in a long time, rolling me up the stairs and into bed isn't quite the same, although I'm sure he gets a kick out of it!! SO if anyone else is up for it, we can also hit Willowbrook lanes and RJ and I can of course watch all your pretty bums while you get down with your bad selves.

Lemme know if you're coming a-sap so we can set this party in motion!!

Oh ya, and Carla will also be joining us..... they come into town any minute now!!!! par-tay!

XO

Policies

OK so we received a awesome present for Christmas. A week long Mexican Riviera Cruise.... Wow, Awesome right!!!!! Those were my thoughts exactly and we were so excited to go.. I went to my doctor on Monday to make sure that Flying would not be a issue, my Doctor said it shouldn't be but that i need to call and double check on the policies for the airline and the Cruise ship. So following doctors orders I got the numbers for both the airline and the cruise and proceeded to call them to double check their Policies.

So just so everyone knows, as long as it is okayed by your doctor Alaskan airlines allows you to fly right up to the 8th month of pregnancy. Where as the cruise lines will NOT allow you to board the ship for a cruise if on the last day of the voyage you are 24 weeks or more pregnant. So, sad to say at the time that we were supposed to go on the cruise i would be 27 weeks at the beginning and would not be allowed to board the ship. So we are going to have to postpone our trip until after Baby is born. Which in the long run i guess is a good thing because when we do eventually fet to go on a cruisei will be able to do alot more of the activies available on the ship..

wi-fi bitches!

blogging from my new iPod touch.

And to think we had none of this shit when we were in school

Joemamma Ivan Kempton

Adopted from the SPCA in 1996, a 4 month old Ivan joined the Kempton family. We thought that the name "Ivan" was not the best name for him, so we tried to think of other names. At the time Jenn was against this new dog and did not like him. "Joemamma" jokes were the popular thing at the time, so she kept calling him "Joemamma" and eventually "Joey" stuck.

Joey enjoyed a good long life. He liked to chase birds and squirrels, but was never sure about cats. He loved long walks and sunny afternoon naps. In his later years he suffered from arthritis that prevented him from going up and down the stairs. His health then degraded too much for a high quality of life. On January 3, 2008, our parents decided to put Joey down. I am sure he is having a wonderful time chasing squirrels (and perhaps actually catching them).

The most fond memory of mine was one Thanksgiving when he pulled the turkey carcass down off the counter in the middle of dinner. Never the most obedient dog, but certainly handsome, Joey will be remembered by everyone.

(for Joey, from Bill)
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Damp dog
Musty mutt,
Man’s best pal
And all of that.

Lolling tongue,
Moronic leer,
I look at you
Suppressing tear

That such a pile
Of bone and fluff
Can touch the hearts
Of such as us.

Human brains
Up in the stars
Inventing ever
Faster cars –

Still we stoop
To give a hug
(fish breath – eww!)
Beloved dog.

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