Tuesday 26 August 2008

God Damn Chinese People Learn To Walk

Normally when I go to a mall I pay no attention to the elevators. They are not something that I would ever use. Now that I have Connor taking the escalator isn't always practical or safe. We were at Metrotown on Friday and were using it to go between floors. Every single time we had to use it, god damn Chinese people with no strollers, canes, or wheelchairs who all seemed perfectly able to walk got on. The worst was we got on when it was going down and a couple with a kid who looked about eight got on in the parking garage level and took it to the first floor. What the fuck for. Are escalators too complicated, its not like they take more effort. It just bugged the shit out of me all night. When we went to leave we were on the top floor. When we got to the elevator there were three other people with strollers and an old lady on a scotter, and at least a dozen god damn chinese people just standing there. I wanted to start punching them. There were at least two cars worth of people who legitamately had a need to use it, so all those jackholes decided that it was too much effort to use an escalator and when a car came a bunch of them felt the need to cram themselves ahead of babies and the elderly. Suffice to say we took the escalator down with Connor. We need Cops to start giving tickets to people for being complete fuck holes.

2 comments:

Assbeard said...

actually, you need Lori's mom. She'll get rid of those retards.

Also, what's a scotter? Is that a scooter for scottish people?

Steve said...

Yeah Lori's mom handled it perfectly a couple weeks ago and it was also at Metrotown. She ordered them all off - and they left.