Monday 10 September 2007

you people are naughty

I'm not seeing any posts here, people.

Steve, you haven't posted much of anything... naughty naughty. Why not update us on your current projects, or tell us what part of fatherhood you're most looking forward to.

Stormy, you haven't posted much either. Why not tell us about your wild and crazy ways as a young person.. you're the youngest I think. Aside from your woman.

Puddle's bitch (btw, this makes no sense. his name on here is stormy... shouldn't it be stormy's bitch?) you haven't posted either young lady. I want details about this new job. what colour is the carpet? how many pens are on your desk? Is your boss a jackass?

Lori, post the new ultrasound pic. Then tell us about the latest goings-on in Soap Opera land. We all know you watch them daily.

Ampersand, dazzle us with your fancy college education. Sell me on something, Mr. marketing degree. Hey, Steve, there's your PR guy for your product. Plus you can get the pity sales cus he's wheelchair'd.

Bee, give us some stories or rants. Your spoken word is a train wreck, but you've got skillz when it comes to writing.

Russ-kun, we need to get on this political bashing stuff. election day is only a year and 2 months away. There must be some quality republicans to bash. Fred Thompson is running, let's rip him a new one... he was the DA on Law and Order, so he must be a good president!

Dragonfly... uh... make sure Russ-kun doesn't get us all killed.

Budday, give me Wayne's Xbox360.

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