It's a Boy!

Jacksen John Lauchlan Currie was born today at 8:23am. He was 6lbs 8oz and 51cm long. Word has it that Steve has already taught him how to code in Pascal.


Congratulations Steve and Lori!

Holy crap, if there was ever an example of how stupid christians can be!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uk6t_tdOkwo

unfortunately, no embedding allowed :(

Fun With Wii

This is one of the coolest things I have seen done with a Wii. It would be sweet to see it in action. (I'm looking at you Russ)

Heath Ledger: Dead

Did not see this coming

Friday, January 25 and Saturday, January 26

Hey all. So seeing as how next weekend (hopefully) will be probably the last weekend of freedom in a LONG time for Steve (and Lori too I guess :P) I would like to have a guys night out on friday night (and the girls should hang out too and have a girls night). I was thinking we'll go have dinner somewhere and after that we can see Cloverfield and then just geek out after. Then, on saturday night we can celebrate Jenn's birthday, since she turns 26 on the 29th. Does that work for everyone? Jenn, did you have any ideas for your birthday extravaganza?

For Deb

This is the Japanese Giant Hornet. Live in fear.

Other scary shit: Here

Self-Exam for Men

Normally e-mail humour is so-so but this one I got a kick out of.

Self Exam for Men

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.
   
   
2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, you're so gay.
   
   
3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are undeniably a fag.
   
   
4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
   
   
5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you are a mincer. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there, too.
   
   
6. If you know more than six names of non standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and pie, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. They don't have enough memory to remember all of that crap. A real man only has enough memory to remember types of beer, engine capacities, their favourite sports teams players, and the names of porn stars. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are fond of a bit of bum fun.
   
   
7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the jerk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.
   
   
8. If you have a girls name, or a name that could be mistaken for a girls name, like Kelly, Pat, Chris or Terry, then you probably like to play the pink piccolo.
   
   
9. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you definitely drop anchor in poo bay.