Humour is fun

They'll bomb my goats!

Pour vous sexypants

Brunettes make the best wives

See, it was on the internet! That means it's a FACT! It's got to be a law of physics or something now, right?

Clearly explains why I have the best wife in the world.

Super Duper Tuesday

The most important election to affect Canada is happening on Tuesday, the US one. Everyone is cordially invited over to my place to find out who will be in charge of the largest nuclear stockpile. An Islamic militant, domestic terrorist, sided with an old white guy. Or a beauty queen, gun toting, wife of a secessionist, hockey mom, sided with an older white guy. Break out your freedom fries and lapel pins, it should be a good one.

It's a big day in Nerd Land

Today at the PDC (Professional Developer's Conference)Microsoft unveiled some of the new features that will be part of Windows 7. Among them (and this is one I've wanted for SOOO LONG!) is the ability to rearrange your taskbar buttons. Yes, this is a fairly insignificant change, but I like it.

To read more, go to Ars Technica for their more wordy article.

Screeeeech!!

There was just another screech outside from a car trying to stop at the stoplight by by condo. This happens often. It's pretty stupid. About a year ago, someone rearended a car with a family in it. It wasn't a major collision, but I heard it. It was raining and it was at night. I went out onto the balcony to see the aftermath, and I saw the people in the car that was hit get out of the car, while the people who hit the car backed up about 50 feet, stopped, backed up some more, stopped again, then appeared to be pulling over. All of a sudden, though, these guys decided to do a U-turn over the concrete median and sped off in the opposite direction. It was pretty fucked up.

Emaill!! and DINOSAURS in the BIBLE

My farts keep me healthy.

Take a gander at this

You are no longer allowed to moan and groan when i fart. I'm just trying to keep myself healthy. I must be REALLY healthy by now, too, cus my farts fucking STINK!

Lack of posts?

I have been informed that our blog is lacking in quality posts. Apparently, just posting the videos we like is not high quality blogging.

Well, I'm not sure what to write here... I'm busy trying to get a website put together, and I'm editing a stupid amount of photos (won't happen again!) and I'm not a word-person anyway.

Guess what? Someone else needs to post something here. Especially since it's election time in the US in slightly less than 2 weeks. I swear to god, if Barack loses to McOldyPants and Sarah "the R-tard" Palin, then jesus motherfucking christ. So ya...

Chocolate raaaaaaiiiiinnnnn

Oil Prices to drop to $40 by March 2009

I predict oil will drop to $40 a barrel by March 2009.


There. Now that that's done, let's see if the market falls.

Terry Tate Approves This Message

This is too good not to share.

Holy crap

I'm liveblogging from the vogue right now. The super super extremely gay guy in front of me won't stop taking pictures with a flash. He needs to be beaten. Also, the opening act was horrific. Just absolute shite. Goddamn do I hate crappy opening bands.

Cat Face

He's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat...
Cat Face

It's Chad Vader, bitches!

What. The. Fridge!

ouch

This is fucked up.

Let us gather + bonus!!1!1one

EDIT: reservation is at 6pm in case you missed it in the comments.

This Saturday, I think it would be a great idea to go somewhere to dinner, especially since my birthday was yeserday. I was almost thinking of going to COZA! again. I'm also open to suggestions, which I believe to be pretty damn spectacular of me to consider that. :)

If you can or can't make it, let me know so I can plan and etc. And I definitely planned to post this earlier...

Now, for "bonus!11" humour (repeat for an Assbeard):

This is going to be quite enjoyable